Leaving on a Jet plane

So I am back online, finally got my own laptop. However the connection frustrates the hell out of me.

I leave for spain in 7 days.... not for a holiday but for the whole summer, then hopefully I will continue to travel after that.
It would be silly to think I am not worried about it. I am absolutley petrified, I am worried I am going to fall on my face as opposed to me feet.
Theres been some other major changes too.....
We have my brother back after him being awol for 5 years. Atleast he's safe and happy and he knows that we love him!

I have decided that everyday I am going to think and write about just one of my favourite memories about my friends.
Here's one of them:

Alexendra Hunter gives me more than just one favourite memory... it's quite impossible to choose just one of of the thousands of times you have made me spit my drink out through laughing so much.... so here's random things:
you to old lady- 'She's been drinking'
Me shouting out random words coz i couldn't talk properly.
Karoaoke.
being weird with food to the equally weird ginger waitress person
Being mean about people just because it's hilarious (we dont mean it of course) F*ckin c*nts

There are many more Poodle... but I just dont have the patience to write them all down, because you see, right now i am hungover... THANKS to YOU! Again, we had a very funny time down the old BV

Liquor in the front...Poker in the Rear!

The long standing debate over whether poker is a skill, or whether it is the luck of the hand is always present at any poker tournament.

I like to think it's a bit of both, because even if you have a bad hand you can bluff. But in order to pull that off you have to be good at the bluff and not just donk your chips off.

I play poker at least once a week, if I don’t, I get serious shakes and feel really unhappy! Ok maybe not that extreme but I do love a good game of poker. I really only play the game because I enjoy playing the game. I don’t actually play to win. Winning is just the added bonus. (I rarely ever win)
So anyway, last night my friend Alex (she’s a girl) came along to play as well. Actually that’s a lie. She came along to have a drink, and the next thing ya know some random stranger is putting in a fiver for her so she can play as well!
How nice of him….. We must find a way to thank him without paying him back.
One thing you need to know about Alex is that she’s very….er….. (I wanna say eccentric)…..
She is probably the funniest person I know (ok Sophie AND Alex are the funniest people I know), Alex is also by far the most intelligent person I know. But when I say that please bear in mind that not many of my friends are intelligent.
So along with all of that, she is like Phoebe from Friends. She says the most random of things, but still has a little bit of logic behind it all.
Anyway, imagine my surprise when I get knocked out of poker before her? How does that happen…
No offence to Alex but surely that aint right…. Did she cheat?

Embo who?

Well, Here I am again... I have often created blogs, I probably have about 10 of them.... Cant remember my login details though so I just start from scratch again.
I am not funny, I am not clever...... so you will probably find this blog really boring and wish Embo would shut up! But guess what? I have opinions, so that's why I write blogs. Somewhere for us all to talk about, oh I dunno.... politics, animal rights, global warming..... ha who I am I kidding, lets talk about *says in a really girly exciteable voice* BOYS AND MAKE UP.....
Whatever it is I decide to talk about (when I can be bothered) I hope you find my intellectual (again... I am NOT intelligent) take on things enjoyable in some way shape or form.

I will be back later.... I am sure something will happen today that I want to shout about.... like co-workers actually picking up the phone and doing their job.... speaking of which, I am at work and my phone keeps making this really strange noise.... it's quite annoying *presses divert*.